- Malcolm Tucker: I've just come from a briefing with a nine-year-old child.
- Linton Barwick: You're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our top guys. He's a Stanton College Prep, Harvard. One of the brightest and best.
- Malcolm Tucker: Well, his briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his fucking umbilical cord.
- Linton Barwick: I'm sorry it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But could we just move on to what's important here? Now, I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, say, fresh British intelligence, is that true?
- Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done...
- Linton Barwick: All right.
- Malcolm Tucker: ...between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers. So, an actual grown-up has been asked to fucking bail you out.
❝ Climbing the mountain of conflict? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!
— In the Loop
- Toby Wright: Liza Weld. She did the Kennedy Scholarship at my college. I had a little thing for her at the time.
- Judy: I can imagine, yeah.
- Toby Wright: Don't think she remembered me, to be honest.
- Judy: That is one of the side-effects of Rohypnol.
❝ Simon, I don’t like finding out about people employed by this government via the news unless they’ve just died. Be here, now.
— In the Loop
❝ No, no, no, you needn’t worry about the Canadians, they’re just happy to be there.
[pause]
Yes, well, they always look surprised when they’re invited.
[pause]
Yes, well, they always look surprised when they’re invited.
— In the Loop
❝ I can’t stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth, it reminds me of that Country and Western music which I cannot abide.
— In The Loop
